In honor of the season, I have
found myself humming the following song:
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
– GOVERNMENT STYLE
On the first day of Christmas, the Governor sent to me,
backfill of lost Vehicle License Fees.
On the second day of Christmas, I did receive, two coho ITPs and
backfill of Vehicle License Fees.
On the third day of Christmas, I did receive, three spotted owls, two ITPs and backfill of Vehicle License Fees.
On the fourth day of Christmas, I did receive, four BoR mandates,
three spotted owls, two coho ITPs and backfill of Vehicle License Fees.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my constituents sent to me, five County
Supervisors,
Four BoR mandates, three spotted owls, two ITPs and backfill of
Vehicle License fees.
On the sixth day of Christmas, the agencies gave to me, six
regulations a laying, five County Supervisors, four BoR mandates, three spotted owls, two ITPs and backfill of Vehicle License Fees.
On the seventh day of Christmas, the agencies gave to me, seven
biologists a swimming, six regulations a laying, five County Supervisors, four BoR
mandates, three spotted owls, two ITPs and backfill of Vehicle License Fees.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my mailbox gave to me, eight special
interests a milking, seven biologists a swimming, six regulations a laying, five County
Supervisors, four BoR mandates, three spotted owls, two ITPs and backfill of Vehicle
License Fees.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my answering machine gave to me, nine
constituents with inquiries, eight special interests a milking, seven biologists a
swimming, six regulations a laying, five County Supervisors, four BoR mandates, three
spotted owls, two ITPs and backfill of Vehicle License Fees.
On the tenth day of Christmas, it delighted me to see, ten family
resources centers a leaping, nine constituents
with inquiries, eight special interests a milking, seven biologists a swimming, six
regulations a laying, five County Supervisors, four BoR mandates, three spotted owls, two
ITPs and backfill of Vehicle License Fees.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the courthouse gave to me, eleven
plumbers piping, ten FRCs a leaping, nine
constituents with inquiries, eight special interests a milking, seven biologists a
swimming, six regulations a laying, five County Supervisors, four BoR mandates, three
spotted owls, two ITPs and backfill of Vehicle License Fees.
On the twelfth day of
Christmas, Howard Moody gave to me, tweleve department heads a cutting, eleven plumbers
piping, ten FRCs a leaping, nine constituents
with inquiries, eight special interests a milking, seven biologists a swimming, six
regulations a laying, five County Supervisors, four BoR mandates, three spotted owls, two
ITPs and backfill of Vehicle License Fees.
Have a wonderful holiday! |
