The Ballad of Little Tommy


This is the story of Little Tommy             Mortensen...

He was just one of the guys

If little mountain towns don’t ask no questions

Then nobody’s tellin’ no lies
 

He was waitin’ after work for the loggin crew

Seems he always wore a chambray shirt

Fresh bandaid on his forehead

Said the skin cancer didn’t hurt.

With a Butch-wax flat-top an’ big ol’ shoes

On a barstool, you could find

The little man in a clean baggy shirt

Drinkin’ beer and passin’ time.

 

This is the story of Little Tommy Mortensen

He was just one of the guys

If little mountain towns don’ ask no questions

Then nobody’s tellin’ no lies

 

Nobody knew or cared about

Where he live or did before

He made a few bucks cleanin’ up the bar

And spent ‘em  at the store.

He lived alon with a little dog

He didn’t like to go to town

He wouldn’t see no doctor

When he was sick and goin’ down

 

In a cabin in the middle of a long cold winter

By the river at the Little North Fork

Bleeding ulcers from beer and aspirin

Little Tommy drank no more.

 

Green Dan called the sheriff and coronor

Said, “Tommy Mortensen’s dead!”

When they came and examined the body

This is what the sheriff said:

 

 

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“This person’s a female!”

“Say what?”

“That’s right!”

“Tommy Mortensen was a woman!”

 

This is the story of Little Tommy Mortensen

He was just one of the guys

If little mountain towns don’ ask no questions

Then nobody’s tellin’ no lies

 

Guess you want to hear the rest of the story

Well now, that’s fair enough

Everybody likes a little gossip

But this was just too much!

Tommy would of liked to have died a man

Only a handful knew the truth

But in the paper, the obituary

Read the news, he was Mary Ruth!

She once worked for the Forest Service

Back when women shoulda stayed at home

Scape-goated and accused of arson

She was shamed and all alone.

She changed her name when she left Sonora

Start a new life in Sis-ki-you

All the years that we all knew him

We never had a clue.

 

This is the story of Little Tommy Mortensen

He was just one of the guys

If little mountain towns don’ ask no questions

Then nobody’s tellin’ no lies

                        Cedar Seeger, June 2003
 

 

 

 

 

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