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I was chillin at the school with Trinity Locker
Kickin it real hard, but not playing soccer
Fresh from our success in class singin
Now it was recess and we were swingin
Hangin with our posse Quoia, Erin and Halley
We do this all right cause we do this all daily
But out of the corner of my eye I saw potential dilemma
All the swings were taken and here comes my girl Emma
Just like I told-ya she asked me for mine
I'm just a little bit older so I didn't mind
"Why they call you Bird?", cause I live in a bush
She said, "Quit bein silly and just give me a push."
So I did. For only en million cookies
Cause when it comes to fun we ain't no Rookies
And that's the way it is if you wants to hang
with all the kids at School and the Gang
But Wait... What did I hear?
Sounded way too near
I had cold fear, give me a shiver
As I turned to see River deliver
an arrow from his quiver right into my liver
And as I fell I was under attack
From behind the bushes came Jack and Zac
They was ready, They each had machetes
They chopped me to confetti
and Broke me into Pieces like I was spaghetti
Oh why did I think I could ever relax?
When I knew these could be the cold hard facts
and the last thing I saw was a grinning Max
Comin down on me with a battle axe
I guess it's me for whom the bell tolls
Oh why didn't you ring it a little bit sooner, Joe?
And that's the way it is if you wants to hang
with al the kids at School and the Gang
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